Steve Beuerlein

I love him because for 11 years he is utterly irrelevant, with like 2 seasons where he was even a middling player. Then out of nowhere at age 34 he leads the league in yards and throws 36 TDs, basically has a 1990s-Favre-MVP type season, and then returned right back to irrelevance the rest of his career

I’ve written him letters every week since 1999 asking him why he did this and have received no satisfactory answer