• VegasRudeboy@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    Maybe 10, 11 years ago, I was in an accident and broke a bunch of bones. I was on some mad good drugs and didn’t shiat for like 12 days. I was kinda worried because I hadn’t crapped in so long and a mate gave me some special Chinese tea.

    4 hours later my ringpiece was fucking whimpering. And it was nowhere near the size of that. Jesus my eyes are watering.