Anyone can do Jac Collinsworth’s job and currently anybody is.

Since no one will see this, I’ve been pissing out my ass all day today and wiping so much that my brown eye is fucking raw, all I have to look forward to is this game and a bottle of pedialyte. Can’t even sit because my ass cheeks touching hurts so bad. Send help.

Dobbs parents look straight outta westworld

I still can’t believe Russell wanted out of Seattle, a city that made him. The front office gave him the chance to be a superstar and a winner and Seattle loved him and embraced him on a Ken Griffey Jr. level. Seattle protected him. Now he’s completely exposed as the game manager he is on the field and the complete nerd he is off the field.

This dude gave up everything and embarrassed himself lmao. What a fuckin loser

can’t wait to see what congress does when sports betting starts targeting kids in the most obvious of ways.

Vikings punter looks like he fucks his face with sleeve of Oreos before each game

How can you not root for Dobby

I’d say a way to fix this would be to make any leading with the helmet, no matter where you make contact with the opponent, illegal. But I also have zero faith in the refs to not turn such a change into an absolute dumpster fire.

Does that last throw by Russell count as an attempt or was that a sack?

Who was the Vikings punter that was a redditor? Was his name Kluwe?

THE MONTRÉAL ALOUETTES take home the Grey Cup!!!

These Al’s, tho. Never gave up from jump.

Damn great game.

“You get to drink from… the fire hose!” – Stanley Spedowski

Monday night football games that involve an east coast team should start at 6pm eastern

I cannot believe the speed that our defense has improved under Flores. The man took Hunter, Smith, and a bunch of “no-names”, and made it work.

Does he bang the genie?