• thefierybreeze@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    The only requirments for the surfer are that it must look like a perfectly chiseled muscular greek statue and be naked

    If they cast a man it’s easy

    If they cast a woman now there will be a bunch of people in the corpo comming up with reasons to cover her up

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      1 year ago

      This was the first thing I thought. According to big entertainment studios you cant have a woman in the cast that could ever be remotely sexualised in any plausible way. Make it a man and he can be a full nude godlike thirst trap, make it a woman and they have to make her flat, remove any ass and completely cover her up. Nobody wants any version of a surfer that has layers of clothing on so lets not make it a woman.

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    1 year ago

    These click bait bullshit articles are so fucking annoying. They’re using a female herald for galactus, an already existing female character. They are not gender bending the silver surfer. Ffs

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      1 year ago

      Just gonna suggest that maybe a chrome man on a chrome surfboard is even less cool than Meat Cat. I’m always down for cheesy blasters, but I’m open to a non-chrome woman that maybe flies or has a mode of transportation that doesn’t seem like it’s pandering to Venice Beach teenagers. I vote for Mark Proksch in human skin showing up in khakis and a long sleeve polo without ANY disclosed vehicle… like he’s just standing behind Nick Fury well before anyone notices. “Hey, guys, I think it’s time we talked about this Galactus situation…”

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      Just gonna suggest that maybe a chrome man on a chrome surfboard is even less cool than Meat Cat. I’m always down for cheesy blasters, but I’m open to a non-chrome woman that maybe flies or has a mode of transportation that doesn’t seem like it’s pandering to Venice Beach teenagers. I vote for Mark Proksch in human skin showing up in khakis and a long sleeve polo without ANY disclosed vehicle… like he’s just standing behind Nick Fury well before anyone notices. “Hey, guys, I think it’s time we talked about this Galactus situation…”

  • ArchdruidHalsin@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    You morons are getting played like a fiddle. Galactus has other heralds, some are women. That’s what the rumor is about. Quit embarrassing yourselves.

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    1 year ago

    Theycould make it an actual naked stripper that literally has sex on screen and still aint nobody watching that shitty third reboot

  • TheMysticBard@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    I guess they realized no matter what they do they wont be able to make a good Fantastic 4 movie, so fuck it why not.