• kromem@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    This is straight up nice guy mall ninja shit.

    “Maybe this is their lucky day…” He finished writing as he looked in the mirror at the Fedora with a ninja star tucked in its brim.

    That stranger on the Internet has no idea just how close they came to seeing the full might and fury which caused Twilight Sparkle to fall for Elon in the first place.

    Finished protecting the interwebs, he went back to trying to bring his waifu to life by sending an even bigger check to his AI engineers. She’s the only one that truly understands him.

    His mom really needs to take away his Internet privileges.