I got clowned on on a post about libraries saying amerikans only read shit like netanyahu’s memoir.

I was called too pessimistic and yet here I am proven correct by the long arc of history

This reminds me of when I walked into my ex gfs parent’s house and they had a cop American flag magnet and I threw it in the trash when no one was looking…just saying it works

the other one is a churchill biography

That tissue box placement

Throw it away if you can get away with it would be fucking hilarious

You could y’know just bump that into the trash can where it belongs.

Celebrating my settler-colonial holiday with my family and keeping my settler colonial biography on my nightstand

What do you mean I can’t subtitle my book “My Struggle?!” Taken? By who? This is bullshit!

• BiBi

Dealing with reactionary relatives isn’t easy

Wish I had some advice or something

You will need:

1 glue stick Exacto knife 1 copy of the collected works of Edward Said

Was out last night for dinner with family. Some chud in a big truck, least Jewish looking person I have ever seen in my life (picture every rants-into-phone-inside-truck baseball-cap-wearing goatee-toting cracker) drove through city center multiple times flying a HUGE Israeli flag protruding through the sunroof. Truly incongruous.

Those the tissues he uses after jacking off, you think?

If they aren’t , check the book

Guess you found the toilet paper!

Rip out pages throughout the book, like a few pages in all. Nothing ruins a book like a few ripped out pages scattered about.

Unless ur uncle doesn’t actually read it and uses it as set dressing, which then, I’m sorry.

So when you have that inevitable Palestine vs Israel convo you legit have the “Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what you jerk off to” card.