I like that this makes it sound like they all jumped out of their chairs and walkers and just bolted out the door.

Jaybird Senior Living is a Venture Capital backed rollup firm with ties to the UAE which is rapidly buying up senior living facilities in the midwest:

https://seniorhousingnews.com/2022/02/14/at-75-communities-and-growing-jaybird-senior-living-targets-middle-market/