Amazon Wants Black Friday NFL Viewers to Stay Seated and Shop
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Interactive in-stream ads will target a couch-ridden audience in a tryptophan daze: "This is why our forefathers founded this country."
  • boyyouguysaredumb@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    By every conceivable metric life is better right now than it ever has been in an all of human history.

    But sure boring dystopia because ads are getting delivered to you differently during your football game you watch on your internet connected tv from your couch in the air conditioning

    • NoCapBussinFrFr@alien.topBEnglish
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      10 months ago

      I doubt people are as happy or fulfilled nowadays though

      Physical and mental health are declining but at least people can sit on the couch and eat fake food and buy products!

      • boyyouguysaredumb@alien.topBEnglish
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        10 months ago

        Yes I’m sure all the people globally who aren’t living in extreme poverty anymore with rock bottom literacy rates and sky high infant mortality rates are super bummed out they aren’t as fulfilled as when they were subsistence farming