I love the slider that asks how well you know the topic so it can assess how much technobabble it needs to feed you to satisfy your credulity.
edit: wonder what the slur any% run for this one looks like
I love the slider that asks how well you know the topic so it can assess how much technobabble it needs to feed you to satisfy your credulity.
edit: wonder what the slur any% run for this one looks like
hmm
oh my god I retried the search and now it has our logo
Special Ability: Camouflage into hexagon patterns
This is actually fantastic lol
We stan a short king!
new site tag line
In “behavior” it told me hexbears are solitary creatures, known for their calm and gentle nature
And in “defense mechanism” it says they can emit a hexagonal pattern of light to disorient potential threats
Beyond making up shit it also immediately contradicts itself: the main answer says it’s a mythical creature, but on the side it also lists them as “not currently endangered”.
hexbears are too powerful to be endangered
Creatures that don’t exist aren’t technically endangered, and endangered status is a pretty common inclusion when asking for information about a species
Eh. Mythical creatures aren’t species. You don’t list their endangered status. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn
You can’t be endangered if you live rent free in chuds and libs.
If you can’t overawe them with wisdom baffle them with bullshit
This is interesting. On the one hand, it figured out that “hex” stands for “hexa” as in 6, but it also seems to interpret “hex” as a word for magic, hence the “enchanted forest” stuff.
You have to look for the disambiguation page, of course:
wall of text
update: