Im in a realtionship with an objectivley nice guy. And lately, when Im spending time with him, I have only been hearing one thing in my head “Oh my god, he’s such a neerrrd” in the most authentic Eric Cartman voice. Dont get me wrong, he IS such a nerd but Im afraid I’m Cartmanifying…
I sincerely wish this post was a joke. Please help me. Any tips would be appreciated 😔
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He’s sitting next to you probably thinking “she’s such a cun…cun…cccunnnn…continuing source of inspiration”.
Have you unironically started saying, “kewl”?
Don’t be Lame and Gay.
thinking a dude’s a nerd is pretty small compared to….say….grinding his parents into chili and feeding it to him
You’re moving on to the 2nd part of the plan! Keep going!
I’m afraid there is no hope for you. It starts with small things like thinking “damn this guy is such a nerd”, but next thing you know you’ll be manipulating a town full of people and marching the streets dressed as hitler.
Maybe you shouldn’t be with him if you’re embarrassed of him being a nerd.
Ey! Why the hell don’t ya wanna be like Cartman? He’s super kewl and totally not fat
Rip your future therapists wife then
