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I have the munchies, what’s your go to snack?
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American cheese on top of the pizza, you’re a fucking visionary.
Please I need you to extend this list, I need more.
there’s a pizza joint around here that puts american cheese (along with several other cheeses) on one of their pizzas. it’s really good.
I’m worried I might cause type 2 diabetes or heart disease. My gift is also a heavy burden.
I just discovered the pizza thing recently as I only buy those cheese slices twice a year. It was really, really good but I only did it once. I think it’s an instant classic but I need to do it again a few times to be sure. :)
Sounds like a highdea :D
I’ve had a lot of time to perfect my signature dishes.
Came here to say this.