• SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Jesus: “The important ones will email me again.”

    The important ones: “please help I’m being eaten by a bear”

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      1 year ago

      Jesus: “Yeah, sorry 'bout that. The bear prayed for food. it’s family is starving. Your sacrifice is appreciated.”
      The no-longer important ones: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
      Jesus: “Oh. now you’re going to hell.”