with blackjack and hookers
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I’m 40% Futurama references
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
To shreds, you say?
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My husband and I use this one all the time
This and the whole “blackjack and hookers” thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
Kif, I’ve made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Stop exploding, you cowards!
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Cliche but I’m gonna make my own “insert thing” with hookers and blackjack. And I always use “stuff and junk” from Amy and Fry
“You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain’t so hard. ha HAAA!”
Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
I get it!
Ohhh…now I get it.
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn’t know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
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