• Captain Janeway@lemmy.world
      92·
      11 months ago

      What parties are you attending that:

      1. Someone brings a dildo
      2. You describe that someone as just “a guy”

      Having a dildo is questionable enough. Not knowing the guy who has a dildo at your Christmas party is extremely questionable.

      • Kage520@lemmy.world
        15·
        11 months ago

        Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from “Santa”. I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.

      • Sway@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        I attended both a Halloween and Christmas party where the hosts had invited someone selling sex toys. Much hilarity and shenanigans ensued. They were both great parties.