He positioned himself on a small island off the coast and sang beautiful songs to attract unwitting sailors. They would destroy their ships on the rocks trying to find the source of the beautiful songs. At which point the surviving sailors would each get an autographed copy of Das Kapital. This is why modern day capitalists fear Marxism, global sea trade would grind to a half if even five well positioned people followed in the footsteps of Marx.
This is also why each statue of Columbus is required, by US federal law, to have a Marx statue attached to the bottom. It’s to provide the proper counterbalance when attaching the statue to the ground, otherwise these things would flip on their own all the time. It makes the Columbus statue neutrally buoyant.
Marx did the opposite of sail.
He positioned himself on a small island off the coast and sang beautiful songs to attract unwitting sailors. They would destroy their ships on the rocks trying to find the source of the beautiful songs. At which point the surviving sailors would each get an autographed copy of Das Kapital. This is why modern day capitalists fear Marxism, global sea trade would grind to a half if even five well positioned people followed in the footsteps of Marx.
This is also why each statue of Columbus is required, by US federal law, to have a Marx statue attached to the bottom. It’s to provide the proper counterbalance when attaching the statue to the ground, otherwise these things would flip on their own all the time. It makes the Columbus statue neutrally buoyant.