PorkRoll@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 个月前What's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?message-squaremessage-square392fedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down142
arrow-up1339arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?PorkRoll@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 个月前message-square392fedilink
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up148·11 个月前All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73·edit-211 个月前This makes sense, every gay person I’ve met drank water.
minus-squareRuss@bitforged.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 个月前It’s like my science used to say in grade school, “100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead”. Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!
minus-squaremack7400@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·11 个月前Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·11 个月前Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like “100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives”.
minus-squareRuss@bitforged.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 个月前 You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it’s been quite a while since I was in grade school.
minus-squareCustoslibera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 个月前The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 个月前If only it could dissolve the gay away.
All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.
This makes sense, every gay person I’ve met drank water.
It’s like my science used to say in grade school, “100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead”.
Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!
Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.
I mean it was sarcasm
Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive.
The correct phrasing could be something like “100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives”.
Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it’s been quite a while since I was in grade school.
Water, the universally gay, solvent.
The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.
If only it could dissolve the gay away.