• rosymind@leminal.space
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      11 months ago

      Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

      Jingle bells,

      Donald Trump smells,

      Pro-se-cute him all the way!

      Oh, whata time

      It is to live!

      Let’s li-ti-gate all he has to say!

      Hey!

      Can anyone else improve this?

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        11 months ago

        Jingle Bells

        Donald smells

        Jai-l all the way

        What a time

        To be a live

        Let’s lit-i-gate him away

        Hey!

        Rolls off the tongue better.

        I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.

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          11 months ago

          Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults

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        11 months ago

        “Donald Smells” is actually a better fit than “Donald Trump smells” and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how “Trump” is longstanding British slang for “fart” though and then you get both names in.

      • YeetPics@mander.xyz
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        11 months ago

        Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.