Disgusting, should be a maple syrup bottle instead.
I don’t think his lips are big enough for that.
Aren’t those usually glass? Would probs just look like you’re drinking vodka or something.
There are a bunch of brands that use round plastic bottles, like Kirkland or Coombs Family Farm.
Nice
I remember sitting in malls eating vanilla pudding out of miracle whip jars for the same effect. Windex bottle full of of blue kool aid.
If you’re lucky one of your friends had a camera or a disposable. There was barely internet. So when you did stupid shit like that, you knew it was stupid and that’s why the guard rushes you out the door as you leave a trail of pudding that has been leaking/falling from your chin due to the inability to keep it in your mouth from laughter and a choke hold.
It makes me so happy people still actively do shit like that. Only way more clever and tactful.
That’s fucking hilarious lol
Our you can do what I did as a kid and eat actual mayo out of the jar with a spoon.
mmmm diabetes juice
/c/tardigrades comin at ya like 👊
Feck. Maybe it’s !tardigrades@sh.itjust.works
@tardigrades maybe
How the fuck do you link to a sub without it going to your email app
Jerboa? Yeah they’re working on that; I’m using it through the web for now
My older brother put the cover of the Baghavad Gita over his bible as a teenager for similar effect…
Not surprising that he’s now passionately ex-Christian, but it was just a prank at the time.
Christian street preacher to an atheist: “We read the Bible to become better Christians. What do you read to become a better atheist?”
The atheist: “The same, actually.”
