Aldebaran’s great okay, Algol’s pretty neat, Betelgeuse’s pretty girls, Will knock you off your feet.

They’ll do anything you like, Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to fly Boeing to get me there, Then I don’t want to go

Alternatively

I took a Boeing home one night, with Ron and Sid and Meg. We died in a preventable crash caused by corporate greed…

Ya know, that doesn’t roll off the tongue either