No, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible.

Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn.

I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor.

See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated.

He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.