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Strange New Willy
What I seek out when I open Grindr.
Warp phrase: haHa! Full Steam!
Strange New Willy is what Deanna calls Thomas Riker.
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Pike is busy watching '50s sci-fi, he’s got no time for cartoons. Tom Paris would probably be more than happy to talk about Steamboat Willie, but it’s just going to devolve into a rant about how Mickey is an Ub Iwerks character in all the ways that actually matter and that Disney was a hack fraud, and it will pivot to classic cars before you even know what happened.
Phew! … I thought this was going to be a NSFW post
I want this boat to steam on, now!
