Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Bite my shiny metal ass
This should be at the top!!
“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Shutup baby, i know it
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
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Do a flip!
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Me, Bender.
I’m back baby!
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Shut up baby I know it
“Shampoo doesn’t expire, baby!” is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.