DengistDonnieDarko [he/him]@hexbear.net to covid@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agoCalifornia health officials shorten COVID isolation period to 1 dayktla.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up168arrow-down1external-linkCalifornia health officials shorten COVID isolation period to 1 dayktla.comDengistDonnieDarko [he/him]@hexbear.net to covid@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squarevoight [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·10 months agoHeck why not just have them take an hour nap
minus-squareZvyozdochka [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-210 months agoor the school nurse treatment: an ice pack for 10 minutes, and a cup of animal crackers and you’re good to go!
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 months agoI’m sure they’re developing a telemetry ridden app that “detects” covid from scanning your face. Soon you’ll be able to do it within 5 minutes like a pregnancy test
Heck why not just have them take an hour nap
or the school nurse treatment: an ice pack for 10 minutes, and a cup of animal crackers and you’re good to go!
I’m sure they’re developing a telemetry ridden app that “detects” covid from scanning your face. Soon you’ll be able to do it within 5 minutes like a pregnancy test