Final Fantas - people fighting over the last cans of Fanta in the world.
Chrono Tigger - the adventures of Tigger travelling to Christopher Robin’s adulthood.
Secret of Man - NSFW
Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:
- Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
- Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
- Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
- Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
- The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
- Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
- Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales’ mom
- Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
- Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
- Oom: Out of mana
These are pure gold.
Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland
Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners
The Sms - game about texting people
Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)
Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell
Silent ill - have covid without telling anyone
Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it’s fine I guess.
Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.
Kant versus Hume, fight!
It’s just like real life except my vices win!
OOM: Who knows what the gameplay is like, it crashes as soon as you open it.
Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.
Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices
Don’t forget the bad jokes
that’s in the DLC - dad loadable content
What if I prefer my meats questionable and my fashion choices smoking?
Kerbal Pace Program: a game about getting little green aliens to run marathons
Sellaris: a game about being a salesman
Jeb running a marathon would be hilarious.
I have no Mouth and I must Cream
… I don’t want to talk about it
That made me come up with the friendlier option:
I Have No Moth and I Must ScreamPoor guy just wants a moth.
Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.
Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space
Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house
Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism
Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs
Udertale: goat mom starts a “business” after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.
Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo
Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears
I think you might have something there with oat simulator and stay!
Stay is like the opposite of Home Alone. The cat sets traps so the owner cannot leave.
Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.
So basically Ark Survival Evolved 😂
Octopat Traveler. A pixel art RPG where you level up by petting octopuses.
Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.
actually sound like fun
I’m picturing a mix of Tron and Mutant Football League for hockey and the more I think about it, the more I want it.
Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time
