There’s a 9 mil pistol at the end of what looks like the barrel. The whole thing is an ammo loading mechanism, to rapid fire a metric ton of lead straight up into the air, causing a hail of tiny bullets. Simple area denial system, but the 9 mil calibre fits the original poster’s ex’s metaphorical member size, and the amount of shrapnel she just dodged is also on-point.
The gun, intimidating though it seems, would be stopped by holding a large wok over your head.
This is the gun that fired the bullet that this woman just dodged
Hey it has performance anxiety. No matter how big your gun, sometimes you just get nervous, especially around powerful women
What is going on at the end of that gun’s barrel?
There’s a 9 mil pistol at the end of what looks like the barrel. The whole thing is an ammo loading mechanism, to rapid fire a metric ton of lead straight up into the air, causing a hail of tiny bullets. Simple area denial system, but the 9 mil calibre fits the original poster’s ex’s metaphorical member size, and the amount of shrapnel she just dodged is also on-point.
The gun, intimidating though it seems, would be stopped by holding a large wok over your head.
It’s one of those fake guns that just has confetti pop out of the barrel when you pull the trigger accompanied by a kazoo noise