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Welp, Idk how to gif
10/10 hilariously horrifying
This is the gif I reply with anytime I get a spam text.
Holy fuck, i just sprayed coffee on my screen.
Not gravy?
Came to the comments to make sure someone posted this lmao
Needs more jpeg
There you go. I reused your link like this:
How does one even come up with that?
good Lord!
LOOK AT IT
Hmm, well using it for chicken soup does make some sense I guess. Might be useful for a pandemic stash.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with canned chicken, they didn’t stop to think if they should chicken.
what would be the best temperature for fucking this?
Aight, imma head out. Enough Internet for today.
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Well, to be honest, that’s generally the best temperature to fuck anything… unless of course, you are one of those weirdos
What would be the best temperature to fuck something if you’re a weirdo?
Idk… it depends on your taste… I guess a dead body should slowly cool its temperature to the NTPC, so 24?
Dead body? That’s some normie shit. Gross.
Probably a weird one
is this kelvin or BTUs?
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Food, especially fresh food, used to be a lot more expensive when adjusting for inflation. A canned chicken like this doesn’t look super appetizing right out of the can, but it probably tasted OK after you shredded it and put it in a casserole. And it was significantly cheaper than buying a fresh whole roasted chicken, assuming you lived somewhere that fresh whole roasted chickens were even readily available. Food like this became particularly popular during the great depression, and stuck around for decades afterwards.
Nowadays, between industrialized farming, highly optimized supply chains, and a buttload of government subsidy, fresh food is comparatively cheap. You can get a whole roasted chicken right off the spit for $5-10 at just about any grocery store. So for most people the value proposition of a $3 canned chicken isn’t really there anymore, especially if you don’t have an enormous baby-boom-era sized family to feed.
It looks nasty but I bet you that “gelatin” actually makes for some fantastic stock
If you love Buffalo chicken dip you’ve probably enjoyed this type of chicken before.
I looked up the ingredients and apparently it’s only chicken, water, and salt, so it’s gotta be the chicken’s own stock (since it’s fully cooked).
Looks disgusting I guess but I suppose it’s far healthier than many of the more delicious looking products the food industry churns out every day.
It looks disgusting cuz it’s canned and cold lol. Whenever I cook with real chicken or even beef and there’s broth leftover, it will turn into slight gelatin due to the collagen in the bones! There is flavor and protein in there. It’ll just liquidify when you heat it up and it’s some seasonings and a pinch of flour away from being gravy too.
Wild how cooking can get when you start to understand ingredients more
I think you are supposed to cook it for a bit under the grill and it will look fine.
That’s what the girl in the video mentioned here did, and it didn’t seem to turn out that great.
Perhaps using it for soup, as many other commenters have suggested, is the better move here.
One time I shot one of these with a 454 casull revolver and it created a 20 foot wide mushroom cloud of protein
pink mist
Least unhinged gender reveal
Probably would be fine for soup or stock.
I looked up the ingredients, and apparently it’s literally only chicken, water, and salt. So it could be worse I guess. Might be useful to have around if SHTF.
Why would shit hit the floor? Do you poop downwards? Fucking weirdo.
Uhhh… how do you poop, sideways?
I find it comes out easier if I spin
Kinda like this?
Remove this image from existence right now.
There’s a video from Ashens where he tries this. It’s actually rather disturbing.
Well you can’t just mention it without linking to the video.
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Do you mean Ashens?
Yes, autocorrect ruined it.
ITT people who don’t make their own food
Well, you got me.
Guilty as charged.
What does ITT mean?
in this thread
Emmymade on YouTube did an “Apocalypse Dinner” featuring these whole canned things, the chicken, brown bread, and cheese being the subjects of the video.
She’s pretty fun and tries out some odd stuff occasionally, but this particular episode stuck in my mind as I’d never seen one of these prepared and eaten before. She also has Apocalypse Breakfast, Hamburger In A Can, among others.
Have you people never heard of chicken soup?
That’s 2 cans over.
Obviously they never cooked one
If I’m making chicken soup, WHY would I start with canned meat? It’s like buying the shittiest plain cake at the store to bring home and decorate with your own, painstakingly homemade frosting.
Chicken carcasses to make soup/broth base (and get some of the meat) is all stuff you would otherwise throw away and is basically the same effort yeah?
If I’m making chicken soup, WHY would I start with canned meat? It’s like buying the shittiest plain cake at the store to bring home and decorate with your own, painstakingly homemade frosting.
Chicken carcasses to make soup/broth base (and get some of the meat) is all stuff you would otherwise throw away and is basically the same effort yeah?
No, the point is that if you’ve made one, you wouldnt be disgusted by this picture. The Chicken looks quite the same during the process. An they are somehow, because both are boiled chickens. But still i would always prefer the self made chicken.
