My first thought was “does he have pointy breasts under the sheets? Or maybe some kind of… double erection?” Fortunately I realized they were feet pretty quickly.

He could use a hand towel as a blanket.

I was thinking he must be really rich to have such a lady.

ah yes, two bumps in the blanket around what would normally be waist height and a dude who watches a chernobyl documentary before he goes to sleep. sure, he’s short - let’s go with that…