If I was going to be a cereal pooper (I’m not, for the record) I would practice a whole lot because I wouldn’t want to mess up and kick the bowl or get shit on myself or otherwise ruin the mission like that. So I’m sure with repetition I’d eventually become a hands-free expert.
In honing the craft I’d become a serial cereal pooper.
I’d like to shake the hand of whoever shit in your Cheerios. It’s definitely deserved.
I hope he washed his hand
If I was going to be a cereal pooper (I’m not, for the record) I would practice a whole lot because I wouldn’t want to mess up and kick the bowl or get shit on myself or otherwise ruin the mission like that. So I’m sure with repetition I’d eventually become a hands-free expert.
In honing the craft I’d become a serial cereal pooper.
Sounds like something a serial cereal pooper would say!