SPD: This election is a choice between Literal Hitler and Diet Hitler.

Thälmann: I’m… Literally right here.

SPD: We might not like it, but we have to choose between the lesser of two evils.

Thälmann: I’m… still right here. If you need me, you know. Yeah.

SPD: Our hands really are tied here. We know that Diet Hitler is not too fond of us, but he’s our only hope to defeat Literal Hitler.

Thälmann: Do you… Do you actually hear me at all? Hello?

SPD: In times like these, it is the citizen’s duty to vote to save our democracy.

Thälmann: Do you think there might’ve been some sort of systemic issue that caused us to get into this situation in the first place?

SPD: Remember to vote Hindenburg, everyone!