Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ¾ of the inside
(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)
@bkm It’s always a wooden ball isn’t it? Never a plastic car or a tiny compass. I blame the French 😀
You need to open the ball. Otherwise the toys would be all greasy. How many have you tossed out? Smh
Holy shit, your comment is a month old. I scrolled waaay too far
That’s why you don’t buy round avocados.
@bkm Stick toothpicks in it, set it in a glass of water, let it root and plant it. They make nice trees.
@bkm sir there is a coconut in my avocado
@bkm @talia_christine man inflation really is everywhere :blobfoxcry2:
Why is the pit so large!?
@bkm :blobcat_thisisfine: Costco has gone too far!
I hope the rest of your avocados were actually real.
@bkm
That’s how I feel when I buy plums expecting them to be red inside and they’re yellow.
I don’t like the yellow ones. I like the red ones.
You probably expected to have some avocado flesh inside that.@bkm “WE’LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH!” - avocado
Shrinkflation - botany edition.
@bkm A well-endowed avocado
@bkm they’re taking shrinkflation entirely too far.
