Lips that grip
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My wife: Why the hell do they call vaginas “clams”?
Me, having seen this clip:
you may enter, but you may not escape
…something just awakened in me
Probably parasites. You should see a doctor about that.
Found the dean
Probably shouldn’t put your dick in that
For the sake of argument, though, let’s just say that I did…
You do you boo
In Cyberpunk 2077, Judy’s icon is a ghost popping out of a clamshell. There’s two jokes in there.
Right in the clussy 😩💦
I’d slam that clam
Band name: Blue Oister Queef.