Crow@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoLemmy is so good right now because there are no kids heremessage-squaremessage-square326fedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down156
arrow-up1474arrow-down1message-squareLemmy is so good right now because there are no kids hereCrow@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square326fedilink
minus-squarebloodcurdling@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down2·1 year agohow do you do, fellow adults?
minus-squarepotoo22@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI got my socks on and now I need a lie down
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year ago… Back in those days we’d tie an onion on our belt
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoHad to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions
minus-squaredylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 year agoWe do a bit of adultery
how do you do, fellow adults?
my back hurts
I have a headache
I sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck
I got my socks on and now I need a lie down
… Back in those days we’d tie an onion on our belt
Had to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions
We do a bit of adultery
My knees ='(
MY LEG
Just had my yearly colonoscopy