• kbal@fedia.io
    1094·
    9 months ago

    pov: incel with physics education from wikipedia imagines what it’d be like to talk to a woman

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.mlEnglish
    86·
    9 months ago

    Still salvageable.

    'Yes mistress. I am stupid filth, mistress. Please teach me more."

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.worldEnglish
      24·
      9 months ago

      Knowing Dommes that would work for some but you better at least be able to demonstrate a decent capacity in some stem branch. Engineering is a mixed bag because it’s great for degradation scenes but it is often a yellow flag

        • frezikEnglish
          7·
          9 months ago

          Listen, slut, you think you can just show up here and get off. No, you’re going to earn it. Get on all fours! My boots haven’t been tounge washed lately.

          And so on.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.worldEnglish
          7·
          9 months ago

          I’m being tongue in cheek as I’m an engineer myself, but there is a certain type of person who is overrepresented in the career and leaves a bad taste in people’s mouths for us. These people are firmly camped at mount stupid on most topics, generally show poor social skills, and in general are not fun to be around. There’s also a misogyny problem within the career that many women have picked up on

          • RubberElectrons@lemmy.worldEnglish
            4·
            9 months ago

            Oof I got really worried I was camping at the peak myself just now, but then I saw the examples given and feel a bit better haha.

            Hopefully being kind, open minded, and loving dominant woman doesn’t make us a minority, as a fellow engineer.

            Cheers, thanks for the explanation.

            • captainlezbian@lemmy.worldEnglish
              1·
              9 months ago

              It might, but that’s ok. I’m married to a Domme myself, dating another, and have been flirting with a third (everyone knows about all of it). The trick is that I’m involved in my local community, treat dominant women like people, and am fun to be around. Bring an attractive woman helps I’m sure, but I’ve met unattractive men in similar situations so it’s probably not just that

    • zerakith@lemmy.mlEnglish
      581·
      9 months ago

      This isn’t uncommon in lots of physics calculations where you are working at the same scales a lot and its cumbersome to keep carrying the constants around and it adds risk of making a mistake.

      Think of it as assuming you are working in a system of units where you measure all your speeds relative to the speed of light. So rather than saying the speed limit of a road is 30mph you would say its .000000045c.

    • anzich@feddit.deEnglish
      22·
      9 months ago

      She’s measuring distances in light-seconds. Then the speed of light is 1 light-second per second

    • prime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      9 months ago

      Just use the only practical unit of length, “lengthunit”, which is equal to 299792458 meters (whatever those are…) times the only practical unit of time, “time unit”, divided by a “second” (whatever that is…).

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.worldEnglish
    331·
    9 months ago

    For those who dont understand the equation, E = Energy, specifically Kenetic Energy in this case, p = momentum, which is determined by mass and velocity, and m = mass. You wanna know something else? a^2 + b^2 = c^2 is the same fucking thing as E^2 = p^2 + m^2.

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.mlEnglish
    3·
    9 months ago

    I have literally never heard a smart person ever say “degenerate” unless to refer to the fact the word originates from Nazi Germany.

    spoiler

    (not in the mathematical context, smartass. When used to refer to things in a negative connotation. They’re the ones who pioneered that)