Frankly, I hope Pret goes into liquidation. The high street is dying because there’s too many franchises that squash local businesses into submission.

And the nerve of these companies to have subscription services for coffee is disgusting. Rent seeking is shit in general, but in the food industry? It’s a low I never thought we’d sink to.

The day McDonald’s starts a subscription service is the day I finally admit the human race deserves to go extinct.