As an asian, each of them are edible.
By western standards, you’d certainly not eat some of those things unless a survival situation has been forced on you…You’ve gotten a chuckle out of me anyway, as it is funny.
But you still can eat them. Behind the societal norms they’re just as much good meat as the hamburgers.
I’m reminded of the Food Theory video where they tried to eat a Christmas tree. It’s fully doable. But not recommended.
I had one of these earlier today which included a horse. Due to the horse meat scandal in the UK I have most likely unwittingly eaten many horses.
The wat
This legitimately told me I was wrong after I clicked all the burgers
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I’m just glad they said “can” and not “would”.
I’m also vegan, which would add another layer of complication. I can’t eat the piano if those are real ivory keys. ;-)
This gets considerably more confusing after watching a few episodes of “Is It Cake?”
We’re getting closer and closer to “You’re in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?”
Is this were we come up blasting?
Ugh even the best piano is way too stringy for my tastes. That thing in the middle row looks like an organ. It should be easy enough to find someone to eat your organ.
Just eat your phone
I just had the same fucking one and that’s what I thought.
Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you “can” eat, not things that you “would” eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.
You can eat a piano, just have to do it a small piece at a time.
Is it eating if you’re real just acting as a piece of fleshy conduit?
Piano keys passing through human meat tube is not what I would consider eating
apex predator intensifies
Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp
Me too. Honestly, the whole experience fell flat for me.
Just don’t eat the burnt ones
Me too. The flavor left me flat.
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The pain was diminute, but soon it augmented, you C.
The taste has A sharp overtone in my opinion
You probably didn’t age it enough. Or try simmering it in wine with honey for some hours.
I mean this guy ate a cessna 150
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito“Monsieur Mouth” Nice.
“Lotito holds the record for the ‘strangest diet’ in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.”
#List of unusual items consumed
At least:[3][8][12]
45 door hinges 18 bicycles 15 shopping carts 7 TV sets 6 chandeliers 2 beds 1 pair of skis 1 computer 1 Cessna 150 light aircraft 1 waterbed (full of water) 500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once 1 coffin (with handles) 1 Guinness award plaque
Remember to use the tuning fork, not the salad fork.
I tried to come up with a witty reply, but sadly that’s not my forte.
A piano is edible if you are willing enough
Piano sommelier’s recommend tasting upright, with proper posture, to sustain the best notes of ivory, maple, mahogany, and rosewood. Cracking the lid before dining is crucial, and the only way to truly hammer home some of the more subtle dissonance between flavours.
Edit: If you find your piano is a bit too “stringy”, you may have to cook it longer. Young, over-confident, plucky chef’s often make this mistake.
Edit 2: over-cooking can also dampen the flavour, fyi.
Edit 3: one last thing, if the staff haven’t let piano rest, you’ll also want to pedal back your expectations, better to just hit up any other bar and maybe try a classical italian coda.
Edit 4: sorry, typo… soda.
You son of a bitch… /s
