non-Americans are always real quick to call us out for not doing anything to control our government

those particular non-Amerikkkans are probably communists, anarchists, and third worlders who are getting bombed by Amerikkkans. the non-Americans who are saying it’s rude to harass politicians on date night are probably liberal and conservative capitalist non-Amerikkkans in NATO aligned countries. If it seems like non-Amerikkkans are contradictory in their critiques, it’s because they’re not one person, but a large group of people; So large in fact that they make up the entire planet besides Amerikkka.