Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agoThe Real Jesus!imagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1415arrow-down114 cross-posted to: atheism@lemmy.world
arrow-up1401arrow-down1imageThe Real Jesus!Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square49fedilink cross-posted to: atheism@lemmy.world
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-210 months agoThe metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd. Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol). But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets. If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.
minus-squarepaholg@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-210 months agoTL;DR: God wants to eat us.
minus-squarec0ber@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoand or make clothing out of our hair
The metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd.
Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol).
But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets.
If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.
TL;DR: God wants to eat us.
and or make clothing out of our hair
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