I’m going to start talking about balls the way weird men talk about boobs
“THE WOKE MOB HATE THE UNDENIABLE BEAUTY OF HIS GIANT SIZE 8 QUIVERING BALLSACK”
what animal can we refer to them as? if breasts already got all the bird names… maybe they oughta be marsupials.
LOOK AT THE WOMBATS ON THAT GUY
“Please stop talking about my balls…”
“OH WHAT, I’M NOT ALLOWED TO APPRECIATE BEAUTY?! IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. MASCISM HAS RUINED MEN!”
Look at the wattle on him
I bet there are so many rocks in his crop 🤩💦💦💦
Look at the Quokka’s hanging off that dude!
Can’t have testicles the size of billiards balls no more, 'cus of woke.
Sorry, not beautiful, no amount of Hollywood woke propaganda will make me accept men with balls smaller than bowling balls. Why does the left hate masculine beauty?
When was the last time you saw a guy in a video game with a ball bulge in his pants? They won’t even allow a little testicular camel toe these days.
wolf whistle Look at the plums on that feller!
THE SIZE OF AVOCADOS THEY ARE
I think avocado actually was derived from the Maya/Aztec (not sure which) word for balls.
Sweetie we have truck nuts, that’s equality.
as I shook his hand, his ballsack bounced testicularly
“[…]a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.” - Dr. Evil
Are testicle sizes even a thing?
Let’s make it a thing.
The woke mob hates Japanese culture!
Edit: Oh yeah there’s that South Park episode too. CW South Park
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if trans people are so great then how come this woman has big tits?
not even trying to strawman but is this seriously what they’re arguing?Cowards simply cannot address the big tiddy t4t.
Yeah, I know lots of transwomen with big tiddies, what even is this image?
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woman telling them
they wouldnt go for that, oh no. you’d need large breasted women begging them to save them from capitalism. maybe that’d work?
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BEHOLD!
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first one is named history, second one is named farce
Sorry Mario, the liberatory ideology is in a different castle.
We asked 50 mommy milker boys if her Double D Knockers signaled the end of wokeism and all 50 agreed.
Hubbuda Hubbuda for yes
Awooga for no
im dying of laughter holy shit. This is the sort of late night slop i require, thank you for posting this im literally crying tears oh my god.
I’m a transwomen with DDs. Does this make me an oxymoron? Would I just straight up break what remains of their brains?
also trans and my girlies are big enough that the state wont give me a pair for free no more
Whoa hold up, this is a thing? Cause I still do need top surgery for some pretty important reasons and I don’t want to have to pay an asston of money for it.
depends on your country mostly, finland is a fucking disgrace and will barely give 5 free hair removal appointments
you guys are getting free hair removal appointments?
only from the facial area, but yeah. sorry fam
i’m glad you get that, we should all have it and more <3
I’m in the US, so hopefully that isn’t the case here. However, I feel that’s a case-by-case basis depending on insurance companies so here’s hoping they don’t pull that shit on me.
Amerikkka claims to love big boobed blondes yet refuses to to give an amazing rack to a woman in need?? smdh my damn head
hope you get your top surgery, comrade
Thanks Comrade.
Jade?
But no, I’ve been putting my estradiol under the upper lips for about six months now and my boobs have gone from A cup to C cup and honestly it’s kind of annoying that I actually notice them now. Don’t get me wrong, great, big fan, but if they grow any more I will start to get pissed.
Wait? Does it really matter whether you place it in your upper lip or not? I always let them dissolve under my tongue. I’m super afraid of being stuck in the itty bitty titty committee.
I found it out from a tgirl named Jade with huge honkers. Yeah, if you put your estradiol pills in your upper lip by the frenulum they’ll dissolve into your blood just the same over a long period of time BUT you won’t accidentally introduce saliva when you talk or open your mouth. I pop one estradiol pill in there in the morning and two at night on either side of the frenulum, the morning one comes out if I’m doing alot with my mouth for some reason, but the night time ones will stay in all night and dissolve. In the mornings you may wake up with some crusted estradiol on the edge of your lips and your teeth being a little blue; but I just think of it as a reminder to brush my teeth. Absorption has been way greater!
I’ll have to try it out. My doctor thinks it’s time to move to the patch, but I still have three more months of estradiol so I’ll try it out. I’m at A right now, but unless I lose a lot of weight quickly, I really get dysphoric if it just looks like I have moobs.
I switched off to injections from pills about 5 months ago and I had a nice growth spurt after having done so. I’m coming up on 19 months HRT. Just a mention in case you were also considering injections.
I am but there’s been a shortage in my state (probably cause we’re the best state for trans health and rights, and I know tons of trans folks moving here for those reasons). So I get to slap on three patches once a week. It seems like the tablets may be causing me to have worse stomach issues, especially since I need to take tons of Iron cause I basically have no iron in my blood, despite being an off again on again bloodmouth.
The only cure for woke is a giant erect penis says man who doesn’t know you can get porn for free on the internet
hilariously this was written by a woman, who in a previous career was a nurse who got fired for being transphobic
>transphobe
>creepy misogynist
This keeps happening :)
Well, she can fuck off too
BIG HABBA BAZONGAS! IS WOKE DEAD? MORE AT 11pm
Tits so massive they obscure chudvision and get them to stop seeing the woke everywhere. World peace has been achieved.
This felt even weirder than normal for some reason. Like that it comes completely out of nowhere, besides being gross - but then it hit me. CHUDs lost Taylor Swift (and Football lol). They lost a blonde symbol of white ethno-feminity. So now they need a new one.
It’s incredibly weird. I’m so out of touch with whatever is going on. I’m seriously
at this post.Trump really did rebuild the conservative movement in his image. Except instead of making everyone cutthroat business psychos, he turned them all into effete TMZ addicts.
God chuds are so boring
dae le booba???
Scar Joe and Jennifer Lawerence brought in the woke and they needed to find someone radically different to end the woke. Someone blonde, with boobs!
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checkmate, my big tits r woke bc im not a cis woman
Woke is no match for a beautiful Blonde woman’s giant White booba.
