it’s the middle of the night and the house is silent. You finish your business and in your sleepiness know that you have to put the seat and lid down because you don’t want all that bacteria on your toothbrush, your towel, your clothes. So you turn around grab the lid and
#SLAM
you whisper “fuck”
your baby is crying and your wife is awake. You’re not going back to sleep
#1 step is to get a slow closing lid and seat. That will solve all arguments
it’s the middle of the night and the house is silent. You finish your business and in your sleepiness know that you have to put the seat and lid down because you don’t want all that bacteria on your toothbrush, your towel, your clothes. So you turn around grab the lid and
#SLAM
you whisper “fuck”
your baby is crying and your wife is awake. You’re not going back to sleep