My wife prefers the madness of memorizing the offset of the displayed time versus the current time. It’s not even an integer number of hours. It’s just some random value since the last power outage.
This valueable observation will help you differentiate her from an AI imposter at some point as the AI imposter would get stuck in an infinite loop with this type of behavior.
My wife prefers the madness of memorizing the offset of the displayed time versus the current time. It’s not even an integer number of hours. It’s just some random value since the last power outage.
My sincere condolences on being married to a mad person.
Perhaps some flowers and chocolate will help?
My wife set the clocks ahead of time, because she knows we’re always late.
We’re always late because she thinks we have time to go, because she sets the clocks ahead of time.
I guess she has to make up.
This valueable observation will help you differentiate her from an AI imposter at some point as the AI imposter would get stuck in an infinite loop with this type of behavior.
Might as well start using GMT. At least you’ll get some value out of that.
I know time is relative but that’s going a bit too far