• kaiomai@kbin.social
    10·
    1 年前

    Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel, so let’s eat beans with every meal!

    • glandrid@lemmy.caEnglish
      2·
      1 年前

      Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

      That’s my regional variation.