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[An image depicting five hundred and twelve light blue 13.7 ounce cans of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by sixteen rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]
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Good human.
Good human, have updoot
Underrated job
There was a time when men were kind When their voices were soft And their words inviting There was a time when love was blind And the world was a song And the song was exciting There was a time
Then it all went wrong
I memed a bean in times gone by When hope was high and life worth living I memed, that beans would never die I memed that Lemmy would be forgiving Then I was young and unafraid And beans were made and used and wasted There were no downvotes to be made No meme unposted, no bean untasted
But the haters come at night With their downvotes soft as thunder As they tear your memes apart As they turn your beans to shame Beans spent a summer by my side They filled my days with endless wonder They took my childhood in their stride But beans were gone when autumn came And still I meme they’ll come to me That we will live the years together But there are beans that cannot be And there are storms we cannot weather I had a bean my life would be So different from this hell I’m living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the bean I meme
This is a high quality shitpost-of-a-shitpost that I can get behind
Oh man I love this 😂
Holy moly a half gig of beans
Half gig of megabeans
Woah, we’re already up to half a kilobean? Nicely done, lads.
This is a real bacon narwhal level of comedy.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS WTF
Ohhh shit here we go again
BEANS!!!
BEANS!!!
BEANS!!!
BEANS!!!
BEANS!!!
BEANS!!!
Beans.
Beans‽
I don’t know, I think eating this many beans will make me poop, and I really need not to poop.
I’m curious how far you can get before Lemmy turns on you.
Well 5 more and he’ll need 16000 upvotes. How far can he go is th question.
We did it team
I’M ALL IN BABY LETS GO
BEAN DIIIIP
At least 512 or exactly 512 casue I don’t know whether to upvote or downvote.
I’m out of the loop, what’s up with the bean theme today?