Listen up, spring breakers: Miami Beach has declared a midnight curfew.
Starting Friday at 11:59 p.m., the City of Miami Beach has imposed a weekend curfew that will go through the weekend until 6 a.m. Monday.
Miami Beach Mayor Steven Meiner told CBS News Miami’s Peter D’Oench “Our first priority is public safety and law and order and our residents are demanding it and we are delivering it.”
“For Spring Break, I wanna go somewhere run by a wannabe fascist dictator who hates everyone that isn’t a straight, white, rich Christian male!”
Those dipshit college kids deserve what they get.
They problem is, where else is there a good warm beach on the east half of the country that isn’t the same. We really need a liberal take over of a gulf coast state or something.
Yeah. I live in Jersey, and our beaches are awesome, but they are sorely lacking in WARM at this time of year.
Yep, swam at long beach in the summers as a kid. They weren’t bad that time of year.