the refs will not rest until both teams have scored

why would you take your helmet off? what a rube

fastest game of all time. we’re half an hour in and there’s 11:35 left in the 2nd quarter. insane

#YOU FOOL

The bears will score on this opening drive, I can feel it in my penis and ass

this vikings chant reminds me of a simpler time when I used to enjoy refreshing Skoal Wintergreen Long Cut

i don’t have an opinion on either team, really, but I would die for Josh Dobbs

pouring an entire bottle of water up into my b-hole before the game

i’m getting my stitches taken out at halftime so I’ll only be here for like an hour

I’m scared, not because of the stitches being removed, but because i read that stat on here earlier about how there have been five straight weeks of a QB suffering a season-ending injury. Please let the streak end

Joe Buck is the goatest of all time. Dude is the greatest sportscaster of all time, even better than Howard Cosell

i want to fuck that sandwich, mentally and physically

Zach Wilson will be back next week

The Return of the King

great news, I just realized that we’re only a week away from the Lexus December to Remember Sales Event

the ref is spitting blood, how the fuck is the player not disqualified lmao

how fucking stupid do you have to be to grab a face mask on 3rd and 10 behind the line of the scrimmage? dumb

Boyle’s Hail Mary went like 50+ yards in the air but yeah sure let’s have every play be a dump 3 yards behind the line of scrimmage

i mean granted his o-line isn’t doing him any favors either but still

Boyle’s Law: smoke piss every day

Boyle’s going to throw a TD pass in a 2-minute drill or in garbage time when he gets to call his own plays. He probably does suck but this playcalling is centered around making him look like even more of a bitch than he actually is

Boyle might fucking suck

awful challenge