Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.

DCA into bats, got it. 📈

Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!

Evolution just needs to kick the rest of the animals into high gear and do some defcon 1 shit, like making seaguls venomous and thirsty for human blood, or inventing funnel-webbed Taipans that can fly and open doors. New airborne bacteria that feeds exclusively on the human optic nerve, and daffodil pollen that causes category 5 cytokine storms.

Level the fucking playing field.

I bet Data listens to EDM.

You know what, I’m just gonna say it. FUCK Howard Rourke.

Heed this warning.

Brits ofen say “You alright?” As a substitute for “Hi.”

Pretty jarring when you’re not used to it. Id think “God, I must look like shit if they’re genuinely checking on my welfare!”

What rhymes with guillotine?

Defcon NaN

Sometimes I have romantic moments all on my own.

Thank

On second thought, I shan’t got to the comments section. T’is a silly place.

Bavaria?

Yothu Yindi - Treaty

Still slaps 33 years later.

Ditto. I have everything from Apache web server guides to Apache helicopter service manuals.

This is actually healthy. My dad smoked much more than that during my pregnancy and I turned out fine.

I didnt ask and I dont care.

“Hey bruh I need you to squeegie my tank again.”

Hey, wanna go out some time?