You had me at light pistons.

offered snacks

You had me at “offered snacks”

too many testicles.

That’s just like… your opinion, man.

This is a weird advertisement, but I kind of want grapheneOS now.

It’s so weird. 6 months ago I hadn’t heard of that guy, but suddenly in the last month he’s showing up in my feed.

…backrooms?

Already interested, but I appreciate the offer :)

If it was more in the zeitgeist, kids would be huffing it on tiktok.

Or a 1970s political thriller.

As an Elder Millenial/Xennial I was lucky enough to make it to adulthood just before it got complicated. Unfortunately we’re talking months.

We must become one with the plastic. It’s the only way.

I miss Mythbusters.

Thanks!

Somehow, that one slipped off my radar despite being out nearly a decade. I’ll have to try it sometime.

What about laws of physics?

Inconvenient. I’d like to remote pilot a robot on Mars, but light speed is agonizingly slow.

Douglas Adams was brilliant. I really should read more of his work.

Me too, decades ago. This is a bit tongue and cheek.

So what? Bring it. All of it.