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I think the most genuinely oddest thing I’ve seen cloths and weather-wise was when I was out in the Arizona desert in the Phoenix area in December - fuckin hated it there it was so fucking hot like what Demon decided to build a city there - being dragged around to do shopping at a mall and lo and fucking behold I see people wearing motherfucking parkas in the middle of a fucking desert.
My ass was bundled up in all white loose clothes like I’m on an expedition through the Arabian desert and I’m looking at these old ass crackers complaining about how cold it was like I’m looking at the little green aliens mascot they have in the town of Roswell.
Dog I can’t imagine trying to dress up for anything in Florida it’s so freaking humid down there.*
*for clarification ive only been to Orlando in October once, and have been told there’s plenty of other parts of Florida that don’t actually suck as much.