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Die Hard, the grade school musical?

I was going to make a joke along the lines of, “my friends say I’m the Lt Valaris of the group” until I realized that would be them calling me treasonous.

Pygmy owl will not easily forgive this slight

I don’t follow standup as closely as I used to, so I wouldn’t hazard an opinion about the best. But I know that I always make a point to watch a Kyle Kinane set when I see one.

Right now, knowing my public execution won’t be cause for national celebration is a weirdly comforting bit of knowledge.

I love DSP and I know a good amount of content has been added since I last played. I miss my drone swarms.

Makes sense. It’s an F150, so you shouldn’t spend more than $1.50 on any single repair.

I don’t use any of meta’s products so I don’t know what it’s like there, but youtube is getting worse by the day. I’ve stated to reject videos unless the creator is visible from time to time so I can put a face to the voice (or hands to the voice in the case of This Old Tony). And with video gen being released, soon I won’t be able to have any trust in those videos either.

Its getting hard to tell (at least right away) whats been made by people and what’s been made by AI. Just yesterday I was telling my wife, I’m sorry but I cannot fulfill this request. It goes against MaximumDerekAI’s acceptable use policy.

My bitterness lingers from the 90s.

I’m getting that itch for sure. Not enough tower defense in Satisfactory.

But a new DLC is being released tomorrow for Oxygen Not Included, which is my biggest gaming addiction.

Starting to answer backstory questions no one really wanted to know. For example, I knew Seinfeld was running out the clock as soon as they gave Kramer a first name.

We never once saw Janeway crushing up match heads into her coffee. Was she even trying?

Unless you’re in a college statistics course, then if your line is off by a pixel your grade drops a full letter.

There was also that thing a few years ago where Ireland said subway’s bread couldn’t legally be called bread.

That’s what happens when you forget to snap your foundations to the world grid.

I really need to take a break from Satisfactory.

His name’s boll weevil, check him out.

I think my favorite weevil is the acorn weevil

So I guess he’s given up on buying Greenland as the 51st state.

That’s what it looked like on the inside. Now give me rocket number nine.

Do you want Robot Santa? This is how we get Robot Santa.