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2 months agoI heard starting 9/19 hes allowed to sell. so, yeah, hes selling
BlueHarvest
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Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the “beetlejuice handy” under a blanket
“in 50yrs, who will care?”
122·3 months agosounds like the name of the right wing ‘grindr’ app
161·4 months agosomething not taught in school, but Iron Maiden taught me of Paschendale
141·4 months agoif you eat it, you’re gonna have a bad time
what platform? they oficially havent had one since the 2020 election.
if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit…
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if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit…
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once. but it was so obviously a biased poll, in that they were asking very leading questions like “do you believe candidate X wants to destroy America and that candidate Y will protect the country?”… along those lines.
My sarcasm kicked in immediately and while it was 100% obvious what answer they wanted, I just gave them the exact opposite. The person calling was getting very frustrated and would even ask me follow ups like “really? you want candidate X to destroy the country?”.
I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
321·6 months agono sir, i come to you with tears in my eyes , they were saying “boo-urns”
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but but… i thought the president has 100% total immunity even when ordering the assassination of a political rival !?
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4·9 months ago“Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don’t like.”
circumcision is in the Bible, gender reassignment surgery is not. That’s where they’re going to hang their hats… on the invisible sky ghost.
Top Center… is that Jrrr, of Omicron Persei 8 !?!
“Thagomizer” Thag? That guy’s gonna be FAMOUS !!
1969 - Hogan’s Heroes. Col. Klink is shown a insignia button found in the woods. “it says ‘us’” he says (to canned laughter)
So only 54 years ago confirmed evidence that it had been thought of before
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