The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

Says the person without tits on their furniture.

Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?

Why not #9?

Someone’s vaping down there.

Absolutely. Best get those graphic designers to help fix the economy.

I’m the captain now.

The UK is so far from getting a replacement bus to be anywhere near this speed.

But the wasps have appeared in the last couple of days.

I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

Ah come on, they can’t help it. Most of them literally don’t know anything else.

Included American pop culture character to draw attention of Americans.

You can take a horse to water…

And this is perfect example of using five words incorrectly, rather than the correct two.

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

If only there was a whey to revive it.

It was no Virgin Megastore.

I’m currently addicted to Tesco’s beef and horseradish crisps.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.